WE ALL HAVE OUR FAT DAYS

FIORENTINA PIZZA WITH EXTRA SALAMI,  

CHICKEN BIRYANI, 

GARLIC NAAN BREAD,  

MUSHROOM BAAJI, 

 POPPADOMS WITH MANGO CHUTNEY,  

CHICKEN IN BLACKBEAN SAUCE, 

SPECIAL FRIED RICE,  

CHICKEN CURRY,  

CHICKEN FRIED NOODLES,  

SAUSAGE AND MASH,  

PRAWN COCKTAIL,  

SMOKED SALMON WITH CREAM CHEESE,  

EGGS, BACON, SAUSAGES, MUSHROOMS AND TOMATOES,  

CARAMEL SHORTBREAD,  

CHEESE CAKE,  

FUDGE CAKE,

CARROT CAKE,

LEMON CAKE,

COFFEE AND WALNUT CAKE,

BIRTHDAY CAKE (HAPPY BIRTHDAY)

CHICKEN KEBAB, 

CHIPS AND DIPS,

BATTERED SAUSAGE AND CHIPS,

SAUSAGE ROLLS,  

CHICKEN SUPER NOODLES,

CHIPS AND GRAVY,

TOASTED EVERYTHING, LOTS OF SALT,  

I JUST REALLY REALLY ENJOY EATING. 

 

I DIDN'T EAT ALL THAT IN A DAY BY THE WAY,  

THAT WOULD BE FILTH.

I DIDN'T EAT ANY OF IT AT ALL (LIAR)

NOTE, THIS ISN'T A SELF PORTRAIT  

ALTHOUGH IT PROBABLY SHOULD BE.